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All of the jokes are in good humor. Please do not take offense. We are all skiers & snowboarders who enjoy a good laugh. If you happen to have a good ski or snowboard joke email it to wayne@mountainchalet.net. If it is published we will send you a $10.00 gift certificate. Think Snow....Mountain Chalet
What is the difference between God and a ski instructor?
• God does not think he is a ski instructor
A car has five snowboarders in the back seat. What do you call the driver?
• Sheriff
How can you tell who the ski instructor is in a room full of people?
• You don't have to, they will tell you.
What do you call a snowboarder with no girlfriend?
• Homeless
A Cadillac with five skiers runs off a cliff, and everybody dies. What's the worst thing?
• Cadillac seats six
How many ski instructors does it take to screw in a light bulb?
• Six, one to screw in the bulb and five to say, "nice turn," "nice turn," "nice turn"
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